I’m with you.

I don’t understand, what can you do with cold tomato sauce?

Disgusting.

If they taste the same, why would you be buying more expensive dark chocolate?

Why oh why do americans like sweet stuff so much?

Polenta? Oatmeal? How hard do you think these things are to cook?

Hum? The point of toasting is to bring out the flavour.

Well you keep it in the toaster just to defrost.

I do think this has been debunked.

What does “unrealistic” mean?

Same as I will never understand how can you stand to sleep in a bacteria infested dirty smelly bed.

You do, but far, far, far, less. Applying a simple armpit smell test, you can easily prove that “smells” you acquire during night (if you are not a barbarian who lies dirty in bed) are negligible.

Wow.

“Morning! I just don’t feel clean otherwise.”

Have to say, pretty disgusting that anyone who has easy access to water and shower would go dirty to bed and not be bothered by that.

No all cheeses are alike.

They must have awful beef patties than :)

You can also brown the bun after you spread mayo on it, to get “less” fatty but still tasty and crunchy bun.

You have not had FRESH (or aged) than.

Caramelized onions and mayo make everything better.