I just bought a Toyota Highlander on May 5th. I love it.

The 2-door GLS version looked like a cross between an Escort, Thunderbird and Ambien:

My dad had one. The Czech engine light was always on.

You caught me. I didn’t actually have one. My grandfather warned me not to get one. He said they were too full of electrical Kremlins.

My friends wife has this. I don’t think she’s a fan of Mercury, but she loves pizza.

My next door neighbor has a Mercury Villager “salt car” which he drives in the winter in order to keep his “good car” nice and rust free. His “good car” is a Ford Windstar.

I bought one of these......

Definitely the floor mats. I spent $125 bucks for a like new set of OEM floor mats....

Rusted out at the rear?

My son even acts like a jerk when he drives it.

I bought a die cast RX-8

A McLaren key lanyard to accompany my... fartcanned Jetta III when I was in high school. Which I of course left dangling out of my pocket. Because the mid-00s were a dark time for culture and fashion trends.

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

True story:

In a world full of soft-touch plastics, plush Alcantara and microfiber everything covering every surface of a car that is supposed to be a luxury, there is a lot to be said for the hard, cold solidity of a tool that is meant to be used for hard work.

“The “40” refers to the displacement of the inline-six engine”

I keep looking at the first and last pics and my brain goes ‘oh, an Escort.’

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

The ad claims that issue to be a blown head gasket. Now in contrast to most of us, head gaskets don’t actually like to get blown.

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.