A fake sunroof. Not joking, it’s a thing.

Light bars and lift kits in suburbia. None of that is needed to find your way over to PF Changs.

The only problem with Lucas electrical systems was that, oftentimes, the smoke would escape from them. We all know the secret to properly functioning Lucas electrical systems is keeping the proprietary smoke in them. Once the smoke came out, it was game over.

They couldn’t find a hand model that didn’t have a strange red spot on their thumbnail?

Ahh, Lucas. Get home before dark. Dim, flicker, and off. What other company could survive over 100 years with such a deservedly shitty reputation?

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.

Maybe 6 is for regular mode, and 7 is for EPA cheating mode?

this.

The real question is “for how long?”

yeah umm especially when you could get a Toyota Century imported for this kind of money with a freaking v12 and fender mirrors

C’mon, don’t you want a very unique JDM car that is also super bland an uninspiring?

chrysler is the anti-lotus. instead of adding lightness, they add weight. lots and lots of weight.

Are they really? (In a better place, I mean...). That screenshot below is what you get when you click “Vehicles” on the Dodge website right now. That’s the line-up - all of it. PS9 is excited about the Demon - but the Hellcat it’s making obsolete is already a prime example of having jumped the shark (yes, I get…

Counterpoint: We don’t need to talk about the Dodge Nitro! We don’t have to do it! We are fortunate to have made it to a future were Dodge terrifies us in a good way with 700HP straight-line cruise missiles, instead of the bad way. The Nitro way. The PT Cruiser way. The battery-in-the-fucking-wheelwell way.

in 2007, I just got my journeymans card and wanted to buy a new car. I been driving a 3in lift 99 XJ for 7 years and either wanted to make it my work car only or make it a trail only Jeep. So my finances only allowed me to either A) Buy a fully loaded Nitro and a house, or B) A Trailblazer SS and a condo. I was…

Dodge Nitro? Not happening

On Point!

Thanks for the trailblazer love!

This is going to be a good one. Waiting for $kaycog, just to see if she will find a picture that I haven’t seen before.