“And there’s something about how the ad itself is written I can’t quite put my finger on that bugs me. . .” Maybe the fact that he used the word “daylyable”?

If you don’t read the ad, you will miss this zinger:

These folks stripping their cars didn’t learn from VW what being greedy and using loopholes will get you. Other than being the little guy vs the large corporation, they are no better than VW. I guess they deserve each other.

Seeing as VW is already way behind, it’s no stretch of the imagination to think that any stripped VW magically finds its way to the back of the buyback queue until the verbiage is updated.

Presumably they sat in the boardroom and said “We’re going to cut costs like the world has never seen!” And then did.

But everyone with a Genesis eventually undergoes an Exodus

Congratulations to this douche.

What a dick. They effed up and are “trying” to do the right thing to make it right and he is taking advantage and just being a dick. They should fight back.

Unfortunately for him, it’s worth VW’s while to railroad him legally to deter others from attempting to do the same to their cars. They have lawyers on retainer just for this type of thing. If he has to pony up for his own lawyer, even if he eventually wins, he will wish he never bothered being so petty as parting his…

“I’ve waited long enough already,”

Seriously, fuck Joe Mayer. His false indignation is nauseating.

“Joe remains firm that stripping the car wasn’t a breach of the terms in the class action suit, saying he plans to get his own legal advice in the coming days.”

They didn’t anticipate this level of dipshit. This would have violated the terms of all the buybacks in the past, so I can’t blame them for telling this idiot to pound sand. If he really wanted to fuck with VW... he should have taken the money and bought a Toyota.

WTF did he really expect them to do?

I just did the dreaded timing belt service on on S4 engine that I’m swapping into my Allroad.

Proper tribute

That takes me back to being a wee lad seeing these barges slewing sideways up a slight incline. Their knobby tires throwing snow hither and yon while my mum, dad and Laddie Stig go around them in Dad’s 1970 VW Bug.

The ad alone makes it hard for me to seriously consider this car, but it’s pretty funny if you read it in an Ali G voice.

Part of me is unsure if the seller is an actual retard or just writing like one because it is the official language of Craigslist and Vortex.

PSA: Don’t buy a car from a seller that uses the word “dope”, and also doesn’t know the difference between “there” and “they’re”. Also, his piss-poor taste was probably also applied to maintenance/mods.