Isn’t the lifespan of a Chrysler minivan usually measured in transmissions, rather than years?

MMMMMmmmmmm retirement savings. Here’s to saving some money!

These are superb cars. I’m a dealer mechanic for Maserati and if I tell you these are good cars, they’re good cars. Remember, when one only sees broken examples of a marque from day-to-day, their perspective tends to get somewhat jaded but seriously, we see VERY FEW problems on the GT. Sure, you’ll run into occasional…

Absolutely not.

Not a Compass story but I distinctly remember how bad the virtually identical Caliber interior was. I had to drive them and other rentals around a parking lot for a summer job and in probably 20 total minutes of occupancy in the whole season managed to scratch my hand on the sharp seam around the [rock hard] steering…

Because this car DELIVERS!

They missed the best one.

A ‘98 Chrysler Cirrus. Even though most of them are probably rusted-out junkyard ornaments by now, even someone with a halfway decent example wouldn’t bring one because... Well, look at it. It’s terrible.

No words needed.

Easy one Tom, Mitsubishi Mirage. The Ultimate penalty box.

For about 30 years GM specialized in apathy.

Under $3k puts it in more or less “screw it, why not” money. But still, it’s a Chevy Celebrity. With an Iron Duke. Meh.

“Why Is This Brand New Ford F-450 Shooting Flames Out Of Its Tailpipe?”

COTD - this needs to be seen

Yep, excellent analogy.

So true, I used to work for a home builder, and one of my golden rules for clients, was never ever ever ever, have the most expensive home in the neighborhood. Number 1 it won’t appraise, and number 2, you’ll never be able to sell it for what you paid.

That’s exactly it. You can spend “Over $60,000" on an Audi 4000 and at the end of the day, it will still be an Audi 4000. To raise the value of the car, it would have made more sense to dump the Audi and spend “over $60,000" on something like a used Dodge Viper or some other car with more prestige.

Absolutely true. Do any of these kind of BAT cars ever get sold? I can understand some rare M5 touring or something, but there are countless examples of old BMWs with manual swaps that are somehow now worth 20 grand. It’s almost always BMWs...

I’m just wondering where these $0k - $60k homes are. :)

No we doesn’t, it’s really not a common sight.