These GMT800 Burbans and Hoes (and the others) have aged so poorly. They look ancient, and at least where I live, they’re barely worth anything.

Came here to say this. This thing has Lemons written all over it.

PSA: “Every day 10,000 people are murdered by strangers who track them down after they carelessly leave their license plates exposed in Craigslist ads. Please, take precautions like this poster did. Together we can prevent the orphaning of thousands of children. The more you know!”

“...but, like a catbox turd mistaken for an Almond Roca, there’s sorrow just beneath the surface.”

Thanks David! This may be the most interesting and well-written article I’ve ever read on Jalopnik. Well done.

Did anybody else notice this guy sitting in the back seat?

Craaaack piiiiipe!

“The new Anycar Family SUV. Soon to be featured in auto insurance ads everywhere!”

Seems like a bit of an over-reaction here. When I lived in Germany, a land where people don’t buy huge pick-up trucks for trips to Costco, I routinely saw Bimmers, Benzes and VW sedans and wagons pulling huge trailers. I once saw an Audi A6 pulling a 20' long sailboat. I also saw a Fiat station wagon pulling a…

I just checked the Genesis on Fuelly, and 2015 and 2016 owners are reporting 20.9 and 22.9 mpg respectively, combined, after long-term driving. For comparison, GS350 owners are claiming 21.6 and 19.4 mpg for the same two model years. BMW 535 does 22.5 and 22.4 for 2015 and 2016.

I’d say that digital dash looks...Wunderbar!

In other words, a GM product. ...’Murica.

“...For just $1 a day, you could feed and clothe this automotive journalist...”

I’m an American, but I lived in Germany for a while. I remember the first time I saw a Suburban in Berlin. I couldn’t believe how wide, bloated and dopey it looked in that context. Of course, I see them all the time back home in the States and they look average and acceptable. Next to a lifted long-bed F-350 4x4…

You’d need to ram the front of that thing into a telephone pole just so its looks could be upgraded to “ugly.”

Betteridge’s law of headlines proves true once again.

Thank’s for this. I’ll repost my comment from the Camry Buyer’s Guide from Dec 16. (17 days later and I’m still “pending.” Not sure how to get un-grayed.)

Is that an 80’s version of the Tartan Prancer?

7 liter I6...wow. That’s luxury.

Wow...admitting that you like the Camry on Jalopnik is like being a Democrat in the South...or supporting gun control in the South. Heresy!