This was just a crazy ending, but the Bucks were down 16 w/ under 7:00 to play AND needed Bayless to win a jump ball against a guy a good 6" taller than him to even have a prayer at winning the game. Not to mention the ridiculous save by Zaza - having watched the replay many times, I'm of the opinion he was just…

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WHWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!"
That's some colorful commentary.

Good, I was tired of hitting his finisher over and over while on the message boards to see if he re-upped.

Idiots! That's California!

Melodica. World Series, Game 7, and this comes out for the national anthem. It would rule:

1. Natty Ice

Important Thing About Tipping: Let's say you and the waiter have spent an entire meal establishing a rapport. Let's also say that the waiter looks at you, thinks a second, and says, "Hang on, I'll be right back." Let's say you wait patiently, and the waiter brings you a dessert item that is so good that it makes you…

selecting dining companions on a business trip is easy if you follow these strict guidelines:

Duh. It's not DatDudeOBP.

In fact, when I used to go to elementary school, if you got tossed out of any kickball event, that was a one-game sitout from the Playground Blacktop Association, automatically. One full pout on top of the one you got tossed from, and I wish they'd just go to that rule in the NCAA's (which is used for foursquare)…

You write weird.

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

When I worked electronics at Walmart in rural Wisconsin (as if that doesn't set up my story beautifully enough...seriously, if you want, just use your imagination to finish the rest), I would deal with a lot of older folks who not only had no idea how to technology but were often PROUD that they had no idea how to…

He totally overthought that Tweet.

Meanest thing he's ever done:

What's the fastest anyone has driven on a freeway?

The email of the week sounds like it was written by Brian Williams.

+1 You've got potential.

The moral of the story is: "don't throw scissors."

This shouldn't even be up for debate. EOS. Any flavour. I'm partial to honeysuckle honeydew.

This shouldn't even be up for debate. EOS. Any flavour. I'm partial to honeysuckle honeydew.