Gravity just kicked in, yo.

Fake. Fake. Fake.

The “to-do list” cracks me up. Not even the content, just the idea that this goose sat down and penned out how it’s going to fuck up this gardener’s day.

It doesn’t rock crawl worth a damn either.

Oh no what should we do now that we know there will be one less car dealer ad on tv....

“You have it on video? Great”

By my pretty floral bonnet, I’d order some bell peppers and beef and have a space cowboy fest.

Swingers of tiny dicks, step right up!

You’re not very creative. With a sawzall, you could easily fit 8 or 9...

Millenials are killing the ramen industry.

I’m surprised there’s a runway long enough in Newfoundland. (Am American, knows where that is)

From the man himself

I was told by the president that women let you grab them by the hoo-hah, but my wife told me that that is untrue.

While oil is due to go up... it’s still slim pickings out there oil and gas wise. I was an MWD Specialist (measure while drilling) around 2015, everyone lost their jobs after the energy collapse shortly thereafter. When it’s booming, yes, everyone has a bigass truck. Problem, like most other people/industries lots of…

They just released her mugshot

Good, electronics is the one area where Jaguar really excels.

It’s definitely a walking simulator but its narrative and delivery is probably top-tier as far as that subgenre goes.

Please fix this:

I’m not paying for this unless it involves a naturally aspirated, brown, manual transmission wagon.

GTA Online does not count. they make all of their money from people not wanting to grind for 100 hours to buy their new car and buying their microtransaction cards for 50-99 dollars a pop.