Blinx AND Crimson Sky’s?! That's some good nostalgia there lol

I strongly disagree. Match quality has never been better since Role Queue was added. And if you disagree, look forward to open queue coming back as a secondary option.

The scene is great, but this mini game sucks ass. 

Usually I’m not a fan of these mess-with-the-animations clips, but this one killed me pretty good - even though I didn’t even want it to. I wanted to be annoyed with it, but I nearly died laughing.

30 year old guy here that is using Windows everyday. What’s wrong with Windows?

You can’t drop into a crouch _while_ moving.  You have to stop moving, crouch, and then you can continue moving while crouching.

It sucks because the only time I actually went into the tutorials to learn about the stats was when I was struggling at the very end of the game. You need to have something junctioned to spirit (which is also your magic defense) in order to survive a certain move from the last boss.

Because CTF is a horrific game mode in Overwatch.

I would go one step further and argue that 95% of consumers who buy a SUVs with off-road capabilities (4runner, jeep, landcruiser, RR, etc.) are posers.

“After thorough analysis from accounting concluding we will not lose one goddamn cent by doing this, we have decided in this isolated situation to do what our paying customers want, but don’t get used to it.”

This is what a passive aggressive PR statement looks like.

Urban millennial here, who is actually interested in buying a premium motorcycle in the next few years: Harleys are tainted in our demographic.

If I like a video, and I think Jalopnik readers will enjoy it, then I’m going to share it. It’s that simple.

The Russian guy who does crazy experiments with his VAZ 2100s? I mean, why the heck would I not share that? It’s brilliant!

Also, we do plenty of our own reviews (and yeah, we reviewed the Model 3 a while back),…

Ban Harleys. We’d be halfway to bliss with that one simple step.

“Playing catchup” and posts a picture from a concept car...

Absolutely!

Hmm, is this a “Prince Albert in a can” type situation?

When you do apprehend it, make sure to put it in cuffs.