What’s your beef with bears, brother?

What gloves do you have? My biggest issue is my fingers turning to ice and not being able to work.

The length of that sentence would give William Faulkner a run for his money.

It’s salty and delicious! What more do you need?

Yeah, but Squall is dead

Although I am very interested in the new Wrangler refresh/pickup I’d just like to share this Unimog I found while on vacation in Utah.

You obviously need a jet Beetle:

Those doors don’t look like they open either.

You just experimenting on your own or do you have a build guide that you’re using? I’m sort of interested in doing an self-built electric bike sometime soon.

Man, I’d definitely wax my mustache and fold up the ends of my skinny jeans to ride that bad boy.

Do you also have many leather-bound books and does your home smell of rich mahogany?

On a side note: that dashcam is crystal clear and that is quite a stunning sunset.

I vote we start calling this car the Dolla’ Olds. It rolls off the tongue a bit better than $1 Olds (in my opinion). And it’s hella fresh.

I wanted to watch your world burn >:)

Do NOT google “askew.” Unless you like to watch the world burn.

That’s one invasive sun visor.

You get tomorrow’s pun. We can switch off.

Now that theme song is stuck in my head!

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Do they steal jewelry too? Because that formation is a gem.