HOWWWW are most of the comments disappearing and this one shows up? Also, your coworker's sister-in-law bent over to retrieve something at the store and farted. I laughed loudly, covered my mouth, and ran.

What the fuck is happening to all the conversations, Kinja?!?!? I just wanted to talk about spelling bees and everyone's comments keep disappearing!

IKR? My mom was like "YOU SHALL CRUSH THEM" and I did. I had no qualms.

*Clears throat* I believe it would be smarties pants. Technically.

What a bunch of little wierdos! (And that is how you troll a spelling bee.)

Yup- I tried it out after my mother-in-law bought Alba's book for me in an attempt to get me to have babies. No babies yet, but I actually really enjoy the soaps!

YEAH NORTH DAKOTA! REPRESENT, GIRL!

Jessica Simpson's shoe line is THE SHIT. I will pontificate all day about them. Were it not for my iron will and empty wallet, I'd wear one per hour all week. As far as I'm concerned, it can be a positive turn to develop a successful company. Even though I would like to see more mature women in movies, having a…

My sisters and I wrote a song for people like us. It's to the tune of "Is This Love." Sample line: "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I am willing and able, so I'll use my bed as a table."

I'm cruel and make her and the seven-year-old fold and put away their laundry. I don't care if they call children's services, it was worth it.

YOU GO, LITTLE NERDFIGHTER!

Sorta-related: My wife won second in her state spelling bee and received a black and white antenna tv. She was so cute as a dorky pre-teen, I wish I could've seen her "think face."

DFTBA

I cannot wait until my kids are old/tall enough to empty the dishwasher.

Pants is already plural, no need to pluralize it. :)

Is it me or does this read like a really anti-woman rant? I am not a fan of any of these actresses but I don't get the tone of this piece. And the 'facts' seem to be a bit disingenuous. Like the dates of their last major movie roles are far from accurate.

Say what you will about Gwyneth's overblown acting career but Margot Tenenbaum was perfect.

Here is some helpful advice from the lifestyle company I will soon open:

Oh, LeVar. I've had a crush on you since I was six.

You are awesome Mr. Burton. I will support this and your dedication to bringing the love of reading to young children.