Reminds me- Oprah is actually named Orpah, but no one pronounced it correctly, so Oprah stuck.

How was it pronounced?

I work with an Al Green.

My friend's last name is Mellow, and her mom jokes about she wanted to name her Marsha.

I have a long Polish last name that confounds people with its lack of vowels (I have 26 letters in my full name, including W, X, Y, and Z). It took almost 2 weeks after I was born for my parents to pick my name. My (Irish-German) mother wanted to name me Siobhan. SIOBHAN. Imagine, will you, being saddled with that…

Cats are on here because cats make up approx 50% of all internet traffic, followed closely by porn.

Well, that's kind of the problem— it seems that the teams are not breaking the law because of how they define the cheerleaders' roles and write their contracts. Is it ethical? No.

Oh no, they say he's got to go, go go Catzilla

These are straight-up rocks.

You're onto something.

No one. That's why they're struggling.

I would like to meet your friend.

I understand. But for me, her nastiness made the movie too unpleasant to really like.

Yeah, but it's the stereotypical portrayal of Africans that's the problem.

I hated the wife in that movie. She made it bad for me.

"the supposedly tender moments are as heartwarming as a Hot Pocket"

Seriously A+ on picking these photos.

You know he won't, though.

I laughed. I'm still laughing. I mean, seriously, hard to tell with a just a photograph.

You would wear hijab if you were in a Muslim country, but otherwise, I wouldn't.