“What, they couldn’t find an actual line of aloof nihilism in that book? Pretty annoying when someone writes a line of boring shit and feels the need to give it a false pedigree by pretending a famous person said it.”

-Abraham Lincoln

That’s what they tell me at work too, but I still give them nothing but ASCII text documents. Don’t get me started on HTML in emails! And you damn kids get off my lawn.

“Free speech” you say that but it’s clear you don’t understand what actually constitutes free speech or grasp the simple fact that Facebook as a private company is under no legal obligation whatsoever to allow you a podium to voice support for a sexist, fear mongering bigot.

The only thing the south is going to “rise up” for is fast food.

This guy doesn't need a programmer, he needs a publicist.

The fact that he gets so little but someone like The Oatmeal can raise multi millions for a card game with crudely drawn cats is the reason we can't have nice things.

I didn't even read the article and I already like this guy, just for having a Model M.

Bob really added an extra something to the lede image. That something is concern.

Bob's got my back.

You joke as if that's not a daily fear of mine.

If I were Bob, I'd be terrified to turn around for fear Ashley was right behind me.

This one. This one is the greatest.

HEY I never gave you permission to use my likeness.

Bob sounds so concerned for Darren in those photos. "The hell is going on here? Guys, what's happening here? "

OH LORDY hello. Thanks for doing this article, it was hilarious and informative

You're a good man, and thorough.

But I'm not just throwing it away. Throwing it away would be me betting on the ponies.

I will slowly lure all the Sportatorium commenters over here with stories about strippers and you will all be exquisitely uncomfortable but also very well informed about the feminist issues of the day, MY PLAN IS FLAWLESS

I've worked at The Lodge, and I'll go ahead and reply to this. A lot of times, the customers get drunk or don't py attention to what they're spending. The waitress will ask if you'd like to get the lady a drink, you say yes, lady orders a $40 drink. *MOST* of the time, it's either a drunk customer or an inexperienced…

my stripper post brings all the sailors to the yard, I see