That was a fantastic reply. I was in stitches. Especially about the money. Last bachelor party I was at that involved 1/3 as many people in a private room, we must have dropped like over 3 grand on top of the amount we had to pay for the private room. I feel bad for the dancers that night.

As I'm everyone has pointed out, this was with street tires. Those slick tires make a big difference.

It's also the Parasite from the episodes Euphoria part 1 and 2 of House.

What Was He In? could totally work. Hey Man! too, but its creepy. I'd even give instant factcheck a 50/50 shot of working, provided I could get access to a Watson (I'd be like siri). The others are funny, but stupid.