That was a fantastic reply. I was in stitches. Especially about the money. Last bachelor party I was at that involved 1/3 as many people in a private room, we must have dropped like over 3 grand on top of the amount we had to pay for the private room. I feel bad for the dancers that night.

As I'm everyone has pointed out, this was with street tires. Those slick tires make a big difference.

The Liquid Nitrogen costs less than the cream used in the Ice Cream. In the lab we always used to say it cost a bit less per gallon than milk.

Yep, it's root on OSX. Disabled by default, but you can turn it on and log in if you really like living without a safety net.

I went to RPI and Troy, while getting much nicer, is not nearly this cool.

It's also the Parasite from the episodes Euphoria part 1 and 2 of House.

What Was He In? could totally work. Hey Man! too, but its creepy. I'd even give instant factcheck a 50/50 shot of working, provided I could get access to a Watson (I'd be like siri). The others are funny, but stupid.