Shouldn’t have had the fish...
Bye, bitch. A supine Silent Sam is a more accurate representation of the Confederacy anyway.
Cronenberg-esque fashion sense.
Poor form. He needed an armstrong enough to landis punch.
best blog Deadspin has ever run?
Philosophers don’t want you to know this one simple trick!
They got nothing on Leonel S:
“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.
I can confirm that this one is real:
How could anyone, what with all the ghosts around and whatnot.
Obra Kernodle.....IV
Nobody is beating Dr. Narwahls Mating.
They were sitting ducks.
Two’s company, three’s a crowd
Way to kill two stones with one turd.
#1 Anything from the Summer olympics (Except the horse things)
#2 Any major American Sport Championship
#3 The Winter Olympics
#4 The Horse things