Remember that, Maine!

“Jumbo Shrimp” is one of those phrases, what are they called again? You know, like “Blake Bortles- NFL Quarterback.”

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

Consent?

Is Drew dead

Pictured: a pre-emptive reenactment of England’s run through the 2018 World Cup.

That’s the j.... nevermind.

Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke.
 

I would give this two thumbs up, if I could. -JPP

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Did you just propose that we ban Ban during Ban Week?

He’s butt.

Let’s forget some guys

His lawyer told him to plead the fifth, but he already drank it

Good tweet.

Oy, what a mensch that Bregman is, we can finally add another name to the leaflet!