I’m not sure I ever really went to bed. I saw a tweet that said:

Reply to this thread with what the score was when you went to bed.

Romo: Wow, at least Suh didn’t murder him, huh?

Choke the Raven nevermore.

I hate to say it but also may be the best view from any ballpark I have been to. As a Red Sox fan Fenway is like a crowed sewer of forced singalongs and impossible parking stuffed into a city that is nightmare labyrinth of paved cowpaths.

nothing but respect for my president

I submit the true list of most interesting guys of the AL playoffs:

Rhythmic clapping

Normally, one would be tempted to shower afterwards, but there lies the quandary.

Let’s Forget Some Guys

Scoffs - Tom Brady

If only there was a nonviolent way for NFL players to peacefully protest what’s happening to minorities in America in a way that would garner mass media attention.

FBI: Hello, Federal Bureau of Investigation hotline. Your call may be recorded for quality insurance and may be used as evidence. How can I help you?

So...what Cabinet position are you getting?

Shouldn’t that top one be Mets Jersey?

I would like to see this guy articulate the results of the survey

Falcons were up 28-3 until they saw footage of Cap kneeling.

Be careful, he likes to combo the Belly Rub with a Leg Grind, set up with a Tail Wag to Fakey.

I can not say anything bad here, for I am like the buzzing of flies to him!