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He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.

Shut up.

Pictured: Big Tweet

/CespedesForTheRestOfUs

It worked for Colorado in 1990.

Burger King issued a press release announcing that all Whopper buns will be black this weekend as a gesture of mourning.

A restaurant near me J&R’s Steakouse, has an eating challenge where you get an hour to eat a 72oz steak plus sides and it’s free, otherwise it’s $49.99. A bunch of friends went there for my brother’s bday and all 4 of the guys decided it was time to go for it. One ordered it rare, he was done in 24oz, ching ching $50

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

+1995

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

Didn’t work in the 90’s, ain’t gonna work now.

They never get my good side.

The Rolling Stones agree.

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL

The Santa Clara police chief told the Chronicle that his department usually makes about 30 arrests per game

“That’s God setting it up,” Wilson said, “to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special.”

“No, I don’t think you could say that.”

Punt man. Sounds way better than Punter. Punt man it is.