The most illogically divisioned team in the NFL are the Jaguars. Someone fucked up and placed them in the NFL, but no one has had the balls to fix it.

It’s tough. I like watching the game, but all the off the field stuff just sours the experience. The military grand standing, the half assed “We care about women’s health” pink shit, the fucking FOX football robot, Goodell, the insufferable talking heads. So mid game, I’m already sick of whatever narrative they are…

Interestingly, the Tampa Bay Bucs were holding their annual strategy meeting across the street, and needed an appropriate venue.

Hey Band-aids don’t fix divot holes

I’m still voting for Limberbutt McCubbins

The Butter Battle Book is the best Dr. Seuss and this is a fact.

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

God, I wish you guys did a baseball version of Why Your Team Sucks.

AND DEN, I SWAYA TA GAWD, BEEUH STAHTED RAININ FROM DA SKY! IM TELLIN YA, SULLY, FENWAY PAHK IS MAGICAL!

Jerry Gallo?! It was Jerry Callo

Super mario strikers. Absolutely

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

The last time I saw such shitty range Jeter was still playing.

Subway’s new ad campaign lifted straight from Jared’s hard drive wasn’t what the company expected.

From: James LeNouail

If, after 9/11, someone had said “what are Americans bitching about? Americans kill Americans every day”, what would you think of that person?

We all know Wesley Willis could beat them both up anyway.

3 kitchens and I didn't see 1 lunch pail. smh

All Dogs Go To Heaven and Fourteen