"Eh, we're good"

Oktoberfest beers should be long gone by now. Their time was a month ago.

An easy way to see how many shots were fired is to check in the goal behind Johnathan Bernier

This definitely seems like the Falcons: a second and long followed by a third where they are nowhere near the marker.

The color of the line is what's most confusing to me, seeing as I'm pretty sure it's not even October up there.

Well if that's the case, he definitely won't be missed in Seattle. Things will change in New York, where Geno Smith will definitely miss him plenty of times on a weekly basis.

Fan #1: So sick of feeling this shit!

RDRR

The Jets would kill for that type of recodr

I really don't like how Bumgarner and Nolan are exploiting and popularizing drinking problems...

The Shot Heard 'Round The Small Group Of People Who Can Find Fox Sports 1 On Their TVs

Pumpkin Spice Pizza. BOOM

Ehem, artisinal shit with generous sprinkles of humanely sourced garlic salt.

Jets Fans: If we're still rearranging letters, can we make our quarterback be Gone?

I mean, it's the Jets. The L was bound to come eventually.

Obviously, the error was made in Jets.

"Too late."

Getting hit by a car > Living in places where Pizza Hut and Dominos are your only option.

I've also had good beers made with corn, though I can't think of a great one;