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But they've got new hats!!!

LOL You just KNOW the owners are asshole enough to totally be ok with this haha

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

More like UNNECESSARY BUFFNESS, amiright?

Coach: Okay, we're gonna run a- Hey, why the fuck does our huddle only have nine players in it?!

"Whooooo! 410! Allllriiiight!"

410. More like 410-ate to not be dead of a heart attack, amirite!?

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

I'm just asking ... how can a collision with a 5'10" CB take down a 6'4" receiver who was drafted explicitly to take hits like that? And, how did the first responding teammates get there so quickly, almost before the play was completed? I mean, I'm not saying I know for sure ... but, if the world demonizes the

"I'm Rob Lowe and I have DirecTV"

what do you mean they're not real? They have all the koalfications!

They're just a bunch of cheap-ass gold diggers.

I'm ok with those who totally fumble fuck the obvious. The real shame is in the number of people who believe satire should be bold enough for them to see it without thinking to qualify it as "good." Not that saying a group of players who has a union should get a union isn't bold enough but come on.

Who cares? Dead Kennedys fans eat it on the stage

I foresee a lot of this:

Unfortunately most of the country was asleep during this game, so I see the parallel with soccer.