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HEY THEY ARE KICKING FROM THE 35 YARD LINE INSTEAD OF THE 30! THAT'S 5 LESS YARDS THE BALL HAS TO TRAVEL BEFORE IT CAN BE RECO-What? That rule was changed? Wouldn't that mean kickoffs will mostly sail out of the endzone and transition right back into a 2 minute commercial break? It does but no one cares?

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I think that if the Patriots aren't dealt a harsh punishment, then it's obviously a result of Kraft's relationship with Goodell. After all, didn't he suspend Peterson for the entire season on account of switching balls?

2 out of 2 of Drew Magery's balls have also been deflated.

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

Crudite? You mean the food my food eats? Yeah, not on my Super Bowl (or any other) snacking agenda.

Scherzer's agent, JG Wentworth, thinks this contract is a tremendous deal.

More like Bosslip, amirite?

Foot Blocker.

CLEATS MODE

I think I've seen that one somewhere before.

Ray Mewis

Vinne DigestsABirdie

Oh, broth-er.

Jim Tomsula refers to tomato sauce as "gravy."

I've held different positions, and I keep my spoon in my soup. I don't taste your soup.