markellisisland
MarkEllisIsland
markellisisland

No shit

A friend of mine who is a contractor said that anyone should be able to do basic plumbing, because in the end it's only pipefitting. I asked him if he wanted my money or not, and if so to get moving on fixing the hot water heater.

There's a difference between knowing how to work on cars, which is basically impossible at this point and doing the little stuff that will get your dead car out of the airport lot on a Saturday morning, or make sure that you aren't driving on bald tires as you go into the winter. A piece on changing a battery,

Best beer states:

Why folks get so involved in which state is the best craft beer state is beyond me, many states have many excellent beers...anyway we all know it is California.

Albert knows good eatin' when he sees it.

Wait, didn't you already do a post about shitbarf guy?

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Appearances to the contrary, he's no Rocket Frog.

I think most people in Jersey would definitely say that Christie is pandering, because he's starting to look more like one everyday.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Another news channel reported that evidence suggested the poster might actually be responsible for the fire, but I'm not buying it. He was clearly framed.

Burn down for Watt

I was at the Ducks/Sharks game on Wednesday for "80s Night". The music really was no different than your standard NHL game.

Ooh, some #Natitude!

Here you go....

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.