Yeah, I kinda felt like a douche writing it.

True. And this is in fact the only time it’s ever happened to me. I think what makes my story fun is that I made the stupid choice to bypass it the first time, and that I still had 9 miles to go.

Marathon training last October on my 20-mile long run. I was running 10 miles out and back and there was a Port-a-Potty at mile 9, and I thought I could hold it until I got back at mile 11. I was so very wrong. It was everywhere. And I had to run 9 more miles.

This recipe is bad and you should feel bad. You must not be wearing the shirt today.

You think it’s bad going to a game where everyone pees on the stadium? Try going to a game in Oakland, where the stadium pees on you!

Game 3 of the ALDS between the A’s and the Yankees, annoyingly known as “The Flip Play.” I wouldn’t change the play, only the call. The tag was to the back of a leg that was down.

True, and that was their M.O. back in his day. He also had a strange tendency to get hits in high-pressure situations. I died a little when he was traded.

I am! And Mark Ellis is my favorite player for no reason other than he was with the team for 8(ish) years, which is centuries in A's years.

Whatever. Someday, some county somewhere will like the A's. And when that day comes, I'll don some Warby Parkers and skinny jeans and remind everyone I liked them before it was cool.

And meth.

I also haven't seen anyone mention Alesmith. Highest recommendation.

CJ2AK

Actually no. The $550 is just the rate. The taxes are in addition to that, which only underscores the insanity.

Also, the City of Santa Clara spent $850 million for Levis Stadium, and that's just for the loans they took out. They're also paying for it through a hotel tax and redevelopment funds. This is complete insanity.

The Yorks would just claim that the team and the fans mutually agreed to part ways. Meanwhile, Jed would be digging a suspiciously large ditch and handing out knives to anyone in black.

Moving the Raiders to the NFC is a bad idea. That would mean two 49ers - Raiders games every year. Neither team would have any fans left alive after just 3 seasons.

This guy thinks David Wells looks delicious.

"We knew it was going to be a man-beater..."