Erin Andrews

"I don't know of any particularly good beers that employ rice..."

Wingels and Quick both play for Sayreville High?

The Devils' average age last year? 407.

Todd McLellan: Our guys need to score more. We need more scorers!

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YUENGLING?!?!?!

No? Oh, sorry. I thought that's what people did here.

I have nothing to back this up with, but I've always assumed that every St. Louis Cardinals fan is like this.

...whenever you buy certain food items (like a medium fountain drink, medium coffee, Big Mac, etc), you win...

Joel: [scores]

Amaizeing

We'll always have 1989 :*)

Both Slater and Lisa were racially diverse characters whose minority status was rarely made into a big thing on the show.

The New Kid's On The Knoblauch

Aw :(

This joke is exceptionally awful. +1

Real winners have jazz hands.

Ha! And it even works for other things. We would start calling Avalanches Nordiques, and Boeing would quit the 7x7-x00 numbering system and name their planes "Thrashers." You know what, scrap that last one.

WTF you mean "fictional?!"

I live in Hoboken, NJ, which, as a city of 1 square mile, has something like 300 bars. I can think of maybe 30 grocery stores (including bodegas) in that same square mile. Including the bar I live above, there are 8 bars between my apartment and the closest grocery store (bodega). It's pretty wonderful.

"That's what I've been saying!" -Wesley Snipes