This was easily my favorite of the bunch until I read your comment. Now it's all I can see. Yet another thing ruined by the Deadspin comments section.

No, you misunderstand. The shamrocks represent the McDonald's Shamrock Shake, the most American thing in the world.

...the resale market reveals a record number of tickets still available for purchase, with more than 10,500 tickets for sale with six days to go until the game—up 43 percent from 7,300 on the 22nd.

Wreck-knit Ralph

Of course it's barf! It was designed by ralph.

96% of Mariner's fans voted for Edgar Martinez huh? So that's what, like, 24 people?

Plaxico is a 49ers fan?

I like this mostly because t would prevent the instances in which the ball sails over the upright, and neither ref has any idea what to do.

Agreed. The way it is now is, if the defense recovers the ball, the play gets reviewed automatically. If the offense recovers the ball, there can be absolutely no review. That seems ridiculous.

♬ And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the Lord I will spay him, AHAHAHA ♬

South Jersey: North Jersey, Pennsylvania, Toothbrushes

"I want Drake to murder my Old Vienna"
-@amandabynes

New Jersey: New Jersey

PSA: Please Don't Leave David Carradine Hanging.

Thanks!

This is great. One question: Whose currency did you convert these to? As in, the most expensive tickets in OKC are $338, which, to an OKC fan is a lot of money because their cost of living is lower, and thus their dollar is worth more (has more buying power). In fact, their money has so much more value that their $338…

I'm surprised. It seems like an easier mistake to think that the Eagles had made it to the NFC ChampiBAHAHAHAHAHA

CRAP! I almost made it all the way through.

I've wondered this too. I'm a 49ers fan, and I'd never heard of this "rivalry" until a few years ago. I assume that this is because they weren't in the same division until 2002, and have taken turns being awful ever since. I was rooting for Seattle in Super Bowl XL, and was beside myself with joy when Seattle beat New…

"This may not play well in Coors country..."
No, I think it's another type of bud that people like in Denver.

Probably not. The NFL is considered one entity, so this would be akin to something like the time McDonalds sold the "Beef Wennington" only in Chicago.