So I guess Marshawn Lynch's family will be buying them on StubHub then?

Although the Pats are 8-8 ATS, so maybe they aren't that ridiculous.

I think that's probably true. I'm assuming Vegas keeps track of which teams have the most homers who will bet on them for anything and adjust the spread accordingly. As Dickpunch said up there, they put the lines where they need to to get the most action. That's why the line changes as the bets come in - if too many…

The W-L stats, the bye week, and the travel are all factors too I'm sure, but the 49ers will also be the visiting team, will travel, and will be playing a team that had a bye. This also applies to my point of home field advantage. The 49ers-Panthers line suggests that they aren't really "overstating home field…

But we're not talking simple win-loss here. We're talking about the Patriots scoring more points than the Colts + 7. New England outscored opponents by just over 6.5 points this year, and just under 10 points at home. But those home games were against such powerhouses as Tampa (the week 3 version!), Cleveland, and the…

Patriots by 7? Hawks by 8? It seems to me the oddsmakers are overstating home field advantage here. This is particularly strange because we saw three of four away teams win last weekend. The bet trends agree.

So we're all pounding the away teams this weekend? Great, glad that's settled.

Fixed it for you.

The majority were players who seldom score: Jaguars

"I see what you're saying here, and I completely agree. Jose Reyes NEEDS TO BE our long-term solution an shortstop. Thanks bdrube!"
- Jack Zduriencik

Well that's just plain ridiculous. What you're suggesting wouldn't benefit France in any way!

Dorky Kong

By comparison: Nate Silver gave Mitt Romney a 38.9% chance of beating Obama on October 12th, 2012. It worked out great for Silver. Not so much for Romney.

Adrian Peterson is Drew Magary's secret identity? I guess it makes sense. Why else would anyone be a Vikings fan? And has anyone ever seen the two in the same place at the same time?

4 penises stacked on top of each other. Is this another one of Mike Piazza's dreams?

Cyanide.

His defenses are designed against a direct, large scale-assault. A small, one-man runner should be able to penetrate his outer defense.

John really knows how to take a shot.

Not bad, but I still think John Ringo is the better all-around player.

Funny. Tom Brady doesn't seem to have a problem...

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