You want to enshrine your tweet into your own Hall of Fame? Lame. Now, if you had flung the Donald into oblivion by launching your very own Minotaur V Rocket, then held a contest in which the ensuing photo of his burning carcass was photoshopped hilariously into other situations, THEN you'd have my vote.

You want to enshrine your tweet into your own Hall of Fame? Lame. Now, if you had flung the Donald into oblivion by launching your very own Minotaur V Rocket, then held a contest in which the ensuing photo of his burning carcass was photoshopped hilariously into other situations, THEN you'd have my vote.

Is Piggy Poop Balls on the ballot? Because there might not even be a need to hold an election...

See, it's funny because his name is Dr. Death. But you wouldn't know that. But if there was a fire at a Jets game, this place would be stinking with Fireman Ed jokes.

That's amazing! The first doctor on the scene had pronounced her dead!

I love this. This is the greatest idea I've ever heard!

Source: Multiple teams interested in Robinson Cano. Still language to be resolved. First reported @JohnAllenKCNBC

This is the high point in Ward's pro career. This is the first time he's picked two balls in a single game.

Any time some Yinzer dickbag says "COUNT THE RINGS!" and pretends that the Steelers don't suck, remind them of this moment.

the unintentional favoring of star players—is another possible, competing motivation for referee behavior.

And if you want to go really old school:

Bobcat Sanders

Ty Paw

RICE DOES NOT BELONG IN A BURRITO.

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force of being checked by Scott Arnold.

76ers Fan Happy as Philly Beat Off

FC CSI

Miami Divers

Miami Benders

Miami Spice