"I don't care how bad it is, I want it faster!"

"I don't care how bad it is, I want it faster!"

"I don't care how bad it is, I want it faster!"

"I don't care how bad it is, I want it faster!"
-McDonald's Customer

"I don't care how bad it is, I want it faster!"

Let me make sure I understand the formula here. A Pythagorean World Series would be Team A² + Team B² = World Series² ?

I know it hides it well, but it really does weigh on McCovey Cove, always being the thing to get the balls wet.

As a Sharks fan, I can never figure out why everyone is so Antti Niemi. It's because of saves like this that I'm very Prro Niemi.

GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN CHOICE, MUTHAFUCKA!

No, I think the person in the asshole is 18 too. Totally unbelievable.

OMG this is totally unrealistic. That boy on Michael's crotch is at least 18.

Hi Darren Sproles! Look at you. Aren't you adorable?!

"I’d have my cock out if I hit a foul ball 226 feet. I’d have my cock out, stroking it."
-Joe Thornton

True. And you can only hope it's slick.

Clearly the problem is this Hoboken mayoral election. Eli will turn it around somewhere around in mid-November, right Tim Occhipinti?

Geez, I hope Danica is OK!

I noticed that too, so I did a little homework. The top-right quadrant (+,+) has a combined win percentage of about 75%, while the lower-left (-,-) is about 25%. What I find interesting is that top-left (-,+) win percentage is about 55%, while the lower-right is about 45%. This is probably just a result of the small…

Coincidentally, I think TARP is how they're still paying for Mount Davis.

No, they may remove the infield to make the football field all grass, but the Raiders play with dirt the whole season.

No no no. This guy is white.