This seems like a lot of work to prepare for the Raiders and their fans. It's like scrubbing your toilet bowl with your toothbrush because you know you're having Popeyes later.

As a Sharks fan, I beg to differ. Only Chris Pronger gets more boos (and deservedly so).

Strangely, it still resembles the Rams logo. And smell like a Raiders fan.

Cincinnati TigerShrimp.

I can't tell if this Raven is facing left or right. I feel like I've been staring at the sun, so I can no longer see any contrast in colors. Everything is just dark, but still somehow glowy.

As did the ghost of Eduard Khil

True, but I don't do it for the glory, the babes, or the +1s. I'm in it for the love of the game.

Whose ass this is, I think I know
He's facing the outfield, though,
He will not see me sliding here,
To beat Shin-Soo Choo's throw.

My little team must think it queer,
To put my nose in Brandon's rear,
Between his legs I'll try to slide,
My worst decision of the year.

I stretch my hands and hit the dirt,
As Brandon's glove…

Nobody can get to sleep, there's Rex on everybody's toes
When Quinn the quarterback gets here everybody's gonna want to doze

I have a dream that @torontomapleleafs will go all the way this year. #DreamDay

Look at all that open flame at a sporting event. Vladimir Putin would have an aneurysm.

I, for one, enjoyed the story. Especially the part where you told me, a middle-class white guy, how I feel about homeless people.

A leprechaun was having coffee with with the Tooth Fairy one day.

Leprechaun: I'm not sure about the Olympic US Hockey Jerseys.

Tooth Fairy: Why not? I think they look spiffy!

Leprechaun: I wanted something less flag, and more hockey, you know? I heard this one Devils fan suggest the Rangers' Statue of Liberty sweaters.

In…

Jose Canseco, who literally wrote the book on steroids.

Take 5½

Nutter Butter

Wait, I can do this!

Why ask why? Try Beerd Dry.

"Those fuckers are hard as diamonds, aren't they?" - Debbie, reporting from Dallas.