RIP Marco Rubio, Killed by a Teen’s Tweet.

This deserves a a gif party.

Can you really roast somebody whose body is composed of 98% water?

He died doing what he loved: eating shit publicly.

I don’t believe in god, but if I did I would say, “God bless these kids.”

Nixon resigned and his hands were enormous. Just saying.

Just tell Trump that Obama lobbied for ICE’s increase presence in California.

If ICE is removed from California who will do the noble work of arresting parents visiting their children in the hospital or taking them to school? I shudder to even think about it.

This creature is profiting off the murders of hundreds of Americans - he doesn’t deserve our respect, protection, affection or even consideration.

Ironically the NRA doesn’t allow concealed weapons to be brought in to their conventions and other major events.

“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and wouldn’t lose any voters, ok?”

I really wish somebody would just shoot Wayne LaPierre in his mother fucking face.

They’re a handy deflection for gunfuckers right now. “Uh, uhhh, blame the FBI, that’s it! Then they’ll stop looking at us!”

Wayne LaPierre, the National Rifle Association’s executive vice president, addressed a packed ballroom at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Thursday morning, where he staked out a terrifying new position for his pro-gun rights group: The NRA, LaPierre insisted, is essentially a police force.

If only they would see their shadow and disappear for another six weeks.

Utterly revolting. And true.

It’s been reported that perhaps the remains of euthanized animals are being mix in the food chain, that sounds about right how else would that drug get in the products.

It’s probably from the ground up euthanized dogs, cats and horses they use to make it.