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Based on the teaser, I’m guessing the update will include a Blood Ocean.

Ah, Clippy... I’d like to maximize you.

I hear you, brother. I’m currently working on an AI program that will maximize paperclips. There is a lot of paper out there and it needs to be clipped.

You sound like one of those people who don’t even care about quite solicitude.

Fantastic use of the Protego Maxima charm. Professor Flitwick will be so proud. Voldemort won’t be infesting that Starbucks anytime soon.

America needs to invade Texas and bring democracy to that horrible backwards country.... And also steal their oil.

Try eating your parm with mustard. It helps dilute the woody flavor.

I can totaly see the OP’s comment from Global Beet’s perspective. It’s almost like “the dress” in comment form.

It looks like you’ve scienced the shit out of that.

I’ve got the worst fucking attorneys.

Are you ironic?

I’ll clap when I get my fucking turtle!

Embiggining?

Sold!

Obligatory...

Why don’t we put her in charge?!