You’re not clever.

“What if we did the Avengers, but with lesser known characters and none of the setup movies?”

Andrew Johnson, Chester A. Arthur, Teddy Roosevelt and Lyndon B. Johnson all succeeded to the presidency from the Vice President office due to assassinations.

Two of the last 11 vice presidents we elected ended a term in the Oval Office.

umm Dick Cheney did some stuff that substantially altered the direction of America, if you recall.

Aaron Burr & Millard Fillmore each killed a guy.

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

Yeeeah, no. Random out-of-context photos taken at the precise moment when someone had their arm outstretched is not the same thing as ending a speech at the RNC by turning towards the image of your Overlord, actually doing the salute, and then awkwardly transition into a wave that you would have just done to begin…

GWB saying he’s probably going to be the last Republican president in our time.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

Donald Trump and his whole campaign has been like a truth serum forcibly injected into the American bloodstream. Personally, I’m glad it’s all out there again like the bad old days, instead of the bullshit dogwhistles we’ve been living with for the past few decades.

Top 2 trends on Facebook:

Friend to me after reading this article: “And apparently I have to like Third Eye Blind now. This day is not going well.”

Third Eye Woke.

Bad news— 90s rich kid liberal stoners are now Republicans.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Third eye open, well done.

I saw it here first, am I allowed to enjoy it? Tell me what to feel!!!

This is just a rip off of a Reddit troll comment.