Maybe. Or possibly a one time effort to make it look like a lot of people were using a Windows Phone.

If I was Obama I’d be considering pardoning every criminal in Texas as a farewell present.

What about all of those innocent baseballs who are now dickless? Where is the justice for them?

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Nah, I’m sure Greg Schiano was jacking off to that whole thing.

or skate ... whatever

If my company decided that Q4 wasn’t as strong as they expected, and they were going to cut my team’s salaries while leaving senior management’s intact, you better believe I’d fucking walk.

What’s this bullshit about Automated Writing being a new thing?

When you say “gotten away with it,” do you need us to ignore the half-million dollar fine he drew in 2007 or the team’s lost draft picks?

“Mike Pence? He couldn’t even get elected Vice President! Sad.”

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

Fun fact: if Jeff Fisher goes 7-9 this year, he will be tied for all time most career coaching losses.

Not to be confused with the Saints’ defense where two safeties give up on every play.

Makes sense. Colorado is a safety to a safety for a lot of high school seniors.

Showed him no MRSA

You think that’s bad? I keep hearing about some rich guy saying America’s full of losers, worse than the worst war zones, that we’re run by crooked liars, that Russia’s great, etc. Really traitorous stuff. Of course the guy’s American, going after his own kind. Sad!

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

"I think the whole thing is a bit Sideways,"