i think you’re on a horse that’s a little higher.

she didn’t deserve any of the hate she got. we made fun of her for being thirsty for an oscar when everyone in the industry is. why did she get singled out?

Also called a smirk.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

Visanthe Shiancoe wore it better.

Wash u ass

And the Process proceeds exactly as planned...

He’s also the villain. #teamgaston

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

+1 placenta falling to the floor

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

Shocker.

+2 (in the pink)

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Hopefully he recovers enough to record one tackle in the wild card round blowout loss to the Steelers

Lindsey Vonn’s grip strength is so great she threw out his back giving him a handy.

in comes the cunt punt team

Well you can’t vote for cartoon characters, thank god.