There was this slightly off-kilter edge to his early stuff that kept them at least interesting, but after ‘I Heart Huckabees’ he veered really hard into Oscar bait crowdpleasers and lost that spark.

So, in other words, it was a low blow…

Seeing McDavid act like this is unfortunate. He really should take a page out of another hockey superstar’s playbook, Sidney Crosby, and just cheap shot the guy and then hide behind the ref...

Bet the millenial snowflake players demanded water during 3-a-days too. This is why we’re losing to China. No one’s willing to play with a broken back anymore.

He should be banned from the sidelines. Put some goggles and a helmet on that motherfucker and line him up at tailback.

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

I place $50 on lone dip shit with a gun.

We’ve casted our vote

This will probably get zero love. And a lot of hate. That post made me love Deadspin.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

You know who else was anti-Silver? William McKinely. Didn’t end too well for him.

The name of my Driveshaft tribute band is Not Penny’s Boat.

/extremely Kanye West voice

Go to bed, Skip.

It’s a real kick in the nuts.

NHL needs to jump on this where the 4th goal by someone is a dildo trick.

But in true 2016 fashion, the Warriors won’t round into form and the league won’t really get interesting until 2017.

This is what we in baskebtball call a “play”. It requires players on offense to move in an organized fashion that they have rehearsed before the actual game. Of course without this insider information that I just provided, the average layperson would just marvel at LeBron throwing the ball in a random direction…

A deep, entertaining NBA stocked with arguably the most generational talent since the early-mid ‘90s may wind up being 2016's sole redeeming quality.

He’s slumming it, sorry. That risible anecdote about the greyhound, and the stare down in the bar. That’s shit that Hopkins can literally do in his sleep. It almost seems like he asked for the gig to be as easy as possible and for a chance to show off his amateur piano chops.