No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

I’m really starting to feel for Hannah Storm. As much as ESPN is (deservedly) hated on, it’s never cool to find out about a friend and colleague passing as you’re doing a live shot.

Well, the announcers don’t mention it after every fucking play anymore.

I’m going to go with sarcasm. At least, I hope that was sarcasm. Sometimes, you never know with people.

They have three sons: Baylen, Bowen, and Callen, and a daughter, Rylen.

This year, like every year, I'll draft 9 Saints wide-outs on my fantasy team, and the one WR I didn't draft - some 5'8" shithead from Pascagoula State - will get all of Brees' throws. I hate this team.

The Falcons-Saints rivalry is like the Greyjoys and the Mormonts having a feud. There might be some exciting action but deep down, it means nothing in the greater realm of the Seven Kingdoms.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

“but why is this a jalopnik thing?”

HOLY SHIT YOUR DICK IS HUGE

That’s a bit much. I mean yeah she’s quite good and all - but I think being Not Colin Cowherd and Not Jason Whitlock and Not Skip Bayless may be helping her out over at FS too.

It says a lot that, for just a second, I believed there was a bizarre murder in Hope Solo’s family that I’d forgotten about.

I guess the only difference here is that shitpile isn’t used figuratively.

Thanks for ruining Batman vs. Superman for me. Dickhead.

Pretty much every photo of DeMarcus Cousins is a dick pic.

Given how things are going in Rio, I’m guessing Draymond just wanted to make sure he had a pic to show the cops in case someone puked and then stole it.

My favorite part is how some of them were searching for the pic right then. I have a feeling if they have access to a printer...

Definitely an idea a bunch of leftists programmers thought of, any true 80's Reaganite would have played Hardball with the USSR.

Pictured: Commodore, 64

"In Soviet Russia, Commodore 64 plays you!"