I’m kind of convinced Kurt and Goldie’s secret to longevity is NOT getting married. It has it’s own perverse kind of sense. Either way, good for them.

That’s just fantastic.

This makes me ill.

Jay Cutler, best Bears quarterback of the Super Bowl era. May God have mercy on your souls.

“Get in the car” guy’s beverage managment skills are amazing. He’s fighting, but he’s not spilling.

Thank you, Stephen A.

These guys need to hit the showers.

Only one reaction to this.....

Buffalo logic: The meager Jets run roughshod over our defense. Lets fire the offensive coordinator.

It's so much better than the bland pablum must pro athletes spew that I'm not going to quibble at the margins.

I can’t tell what’s worse, the fact that this kid probably just got that ticket taker fired or the awful parenting involved here. I mean, it’s hella bad parenting brah.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a big rig is a good guy with a big rig.

The cycle is complete.

The security has him up high....AND DOWN HARD!

The Sean Salisbury Wisdom is that RGIII can’t stay healthy.

They’ll be starting Terrelle Pryor by week 11.

Nailed it.

I remember swooning over Lawrence in high school but reading Sons and Lovers years later and thinking he is eyerollingly creepy. He’s an Edwardian version Sallinger that way.

Woody Allen presents quite a bit of a dilemma for a student of film. On the one hand, he's easily one of the most influential filmmakers of all time. On the other hand, fuck him with a serrated dildo. It's complex.