Scorching take.

So no anal then, eh?

Yea, I'd fuck that, but what about food?

Our first Tecmo Highlight Truther.

He seems composed compared to that God awful Chad Johnson video from a few years back:

Is he really that blurry? This is a better post-game interview than the bland nonsense most of the league’s quarterbacks spew out. Cam’s really grown on me over the years. Who comes out in a presser and says they feel “shitty”? He’ll be pilloried for it, but he’s candid in a nice way, not in a Richard Sherman way.

Can Deadspin keep a running list of each loss for the Carolina Cardinals?

Gibran Hamdan! I forgot he had a cup of coffee in the pros. He split time at QB at IU. The announcers never, ever got his name right. This is the IU stadium announcers, mind you. It usually came out like “Jimbrown” or “Jiban.”

God I love that quote. You could never be that honest now. The hot take universe would shred him for that.

While I found this far funnier than I expected, there’s a weird vibe of “we’re all going to jerk off together afterwards” floating around this video.

Wow she’s hot. Is she taking Hope Solo’s place?

#Jaguars. Now that’s just sad.

That was terrifying. And by “that” I mean a jump cut to Rudy.

15-1 and a Super Bowl appearance and I can’t bring myself to care for these jabronis.

Wow, Chad really got schooled in front of all those other Chads.

He rushes and/or puts too much zip on every single pass. He’s shitting himself in fear back there. This is going to be a disaster.

TIL: I can’t force myself to give a fuck about the Arizona Cardinals.

Jesus Christ, the idiot rooting against the a Warriors because someone somewhere (read: Boston) might somehow compare it to the Pats laying an egg against the Giants is the very definition of “Masshole.”

Who likes the Pats? These fakers.

+10000 frustrating Tecmo seasons. This is very true. I’m an avid Tecmo guy and they and Tampa are the only two I never won it all with. And that defense is crazy good.