I half want Russell to struggle this year just for the “he’s getting laid and it’s a distraction” hot takes.

Prince owned MTV. Owned it. A loving tribute was in order, for sure. But there’s such a push to forget whatever happened 15 minutes ago. I mean, we’re giving Rihanna lifetime achievement awards? What is she, maybe 1/3 of the way through her career? Come on. Perspective.

+1 harpoon and toe cable.

Cary puts the Bengals ahead of pussy. That’s your problem Cary, not the Bengals’.

Later he’s going to blast one some girls face, because that’s his “thing” and on Kobe’s day we do his thing.

Yea, this is some amazing shit!!!

Should have been you, Bieber.

Lena Dunham. Sizzing hot.

The maniacal laugh in that video is the sound of a fanbase finally succumbing to madness.

No, but I want to kiss you.

He looks miserable to be there.

“I love you. Cheer up. Have some fun. Come right after him.” God damn, that’s how it’s done.

To clarify, you mean for money and not just the joy. YOU LIKE THAT!

My daughter and I play all the time and she’s developed this strategy of focusing on that side of the board. I can’t wait to show this to her. She’s seven. We’re dorks.

Yea, I remember the rat shit stories well.

“We’re a year or two away from reenacting the Battle of Carthage in Orchard Park”

Please tell me there’s another good local bakery. Been looking for 16 years. It drives me nuts how the supermarket bakeries dominate. I don’t go for Taylors but at least they’re SOMETHING other than chain groceries.

Hahahaha, yep that is true. Got me there.

Yes I have. They put more yeast in their donuts than you’d fine in a Thai hooker. That place is terrible. The town I grew up in had 10,000 people and three bakeries. Taylor’s would rank fourth if it relocated there.

And no one has mentioned our biggest fan....