This is so true.

Are you really this fucking sensitive? Your attitude kind of proves the point about how small and provincial Indy is. Thanks for embarassing the rest of us.

Also, the only restaurant across from the Conrad is a fucking Champs Sports chain. Jesus Christ.

Seriously, your picture pretty much disproves your point. Travel more.

Yes but people cream themselves over it like it’s the peak of culture. Patachou and Napolese’s popularity is exhibit 1 on how bad Indy cuisine is.

Jesus. I can’t imagine moving from Santa Barbara to Columbus. That’s like dying and going to the worst hell.

Fewer penis shaped robots, but otherwise accurate.

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Oh except Columbus. Columbus is worse.

Seriously, virtually any city with more than a million people is less generic than Indy. I am a transplant here and have lived here for years. Traveled all around the country and yet it still shocks me how boring and bland this place is.

Jerking off in a circle > auto racing.

Different Eric Dickerson.

Jerking off in a circle > autoracing.

Hot damn.

Porcine. Think porcine. With outsized provinciality.

M’Kay. Keep telling yourself champ. Maybe it'll make it true a few thousand times later. Or visit a real city sometime.

There are no good local bakeries. In a city full of fatties.

Jesus, even our WYTS is dull.

The two biggest jokes in the NFL the past two seasons are that “play” and the Trent Richardson trade. Everyone responsible for them is still with the team. We deserve to be 2-14 but will probably be 8-8 because our division opponents are experts in stepping on their own dicks. I hate my team.

Can’t hear you. Too busy masturbating to his latest commercial.