Oh cool, can we hit Nick Foles with a staff now?

Absolutely the first thing I thought of.

+1

“When I move, you break your hip.”

“1 box Trojan Magnum condoms”

Really? I live here and see one at least once a week.

OH GOD YES. It’s embarrassing.

Yea, you flipped a bottle. Now go flip my burger, “Bike.”

Anyone who says that needs to watch Dan Wheldon’s fatal crash for an hour and then say it to his family. SMDH.

What the heck is with the network (1) broadcasting right next to the crying wife of an injured driver; and (2) showing both the injured driver and the injured people in the stands? Goodness it feels like they wouldn’t show any of that these days.

Jesus, I've not read something this sad on deadspin since the Sandusky story broke. Getting this riled up for MLS? In a city where you could literally do anything else? Pathetic.

What a fantastic recreation of Adam Morrison’s NBA career.

Ease up, Kramer.

Wanna see my wang?

This is what happens when Mr. Rogers sees your road rage incident, neighbor.

They totally fucked later.

And they are closer to Mereen, which is pretty far south. Good point.

Not sure where you’re getting that Doran is her uncle. Doran’s sister was married to her brother (Rhaegar), so inlaws at best. Her parents were both Targs. There are other ties between the familes but I imagine if kin slaying is the issue, the Lannisters, Arryns and Starks are a far, far richer target given what…

Um, how exactly do you think a player falls in one’s lap if not by other teams not taking him? I’ll give you this.....Boston got screwed for sure the year they could have got Tim Duncan. That was rotten luck for sure.

No, it just means somebody in this draft has a serious leg injury in their future. [Everyone turns to look at Ben Simmons.]