You’ve had Paul Pierce and Rajon Rondo fall in your lap. Suck it the fuck up.

“There aren’t any big losers on the night....”

Yea, Dorne’s pretty tough to conquer on their own turf. That’s a good point. Their weakness is “playing on the road.” They great guerrilla fighters but few in number and not as valuable in a wider conflict.

Somewhere, Sam Hinkie is whispering to himself “it worked” over and over again....

Or their first allies. I can’t think of a single reason Dany would wage war on Dorne, but several as to why she’d ally with them.

Across an ocean? You mean due south, on the same continent, right? Dorne is one of the seven kingdoms. The Lannisters are blowing off the fact that their own subjects murdered their princess. But hey, if it means fewer sandsnake scenes, I’m for it.

YOU TRY SUDDENLY SWITCHING FROM BREAST TO FORMULA WHEN MOM GOES OUT THE MOON DOOR!!!!

Let alone the fact that they killed Myrcella and yet no mention of war on Dorne (and nothing about Dorne at all, for that matter.) I think they’re gone forever.

He looks so old and sickly he’s going to be trading Vegas trips with J-Bug and Home for Reno weekends playing baccarat with Gerdy and Flo.

Holy crap he’s aging at presidential rates.

On close inspection, the package was deemed suspicious.

Oh shit, Mr. Prezbo got crossed over!

TIL Serena Williams is a pretty damn good storyteller....

While entirely plausible, it would be just like Larry Bird to fire a guy for losing the locker room just to hire the ultimate “lose the locker room” guy.

Man, he just killed Petrovic on that play.

God damn did Dr. J have long arms!!!!

I grew up adoring Dr. J. For all his on-court flash, he always seemed like a paradigm of gentlemanly class off the court. He was a real hero in Philly.

Right? I thought the bean flick was industry standard.

•Longest session time: 150 minutes

I’ve lost my love for baseball, but every once in awhile I hear a slap of bat on ball like that and it stirs again.