My reaction:

That was the Colts-Bears Super Bowl. I live in Indy and despite the Manning Colts finally winning the Super Bowl, there was so much talk about this show afterwards. He was that memorable.

Where’s Bob Froese, Bunny Larocque and Pete Peters?

For some reason, I thought of Mike Bossy and Bryan Trottier. Two key cogs of those great Islanders teams of the 80s and you never hear about them at all. But I’m a Flyers fan so fuck those guys.

And he was good!

THIS. A thousands times. Having to explain the complexity of adult relationships and how they sometimes fail is really hard because it makes them confront the possibility that it could happen to their own parents. I say that with no judgment whatsoever as to parents who don’t live together. We all do what’s best for…

Well now I don’t go around telling them how sometimes a dude likes to smear his cum across a woman’s face and say “Simba,” so there’s no need to heteronormative about it.

Seriously. I have two young children and “sometimes two men or two women love each other” takes about two seconds to explain. It’s not something they struggle with.

I was thinking John Rocker.

“Great Moments In YMCA Gunner History”

Yes, Cleveland would have gotten more. And the Eagles would have demanded at least one white player to be named later.

I imagine Dickie might sell you one at this point.

I suppose. Ewing was kind of the walking dead at that point, but we all have our hypotheticals. Like if Donnie Walsh didn’t trade away Antonio Davis before 2000 and our own run to the finals.

Argh. Here have some of mine. Actually, neither the Knicks nor the Pacers can really look back at that time and feel “complete.” Both left the mission unfinished, as it were.

This comment gets my love.

Mmmmm, your tears taste delicious.

“You can see others rush in to separate the two men.” Yes, separate. That’s what they were doing....

Oh now I can’t see anything else!!!! That’s better than the “fight.”

The only thing sadder than this is the inevitable “I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA” jokes.

If by “think piece” you mean masturbation, then yes. Yes he did.