God damn it, Adam Morrison.

Welp, I can stop reading these.

Can this jackass say something about the NFL and concussions so ESPN will fire him already? Because that’s clearly the only thing that will do it.

“Finishers at Boston were rewarded with a bowl of Dinty Moore beef stew.”

Ah, gawker media. Where they “out” a gay businessman engaged in private conduct but redact the casual racist fucks from St. Louis. Solid work.

That went right into my head when I read the headline.

Right, Ricky liked his weed if I recall. More mellow than a partier and still had a pretty decent career.

How many “Anchorman” or “Borat” quotes do you think that group drops in a day? Two dozen? Three dozen?

Welp, mazel tov then. Can’t argue with someone’s subjective pleasure.

Er, um, ah there was that time when, um, well no. I can’t think of one.

Oh man I can’t wait for that. Of course, Fisher will be long gone by then but still.

I keep reading these comments saying that Kobe was “fun” or “a delight” to watch. Seriously? He was an all-time great. You could put him in the top 10 or even top 5 and not be wrong. But FUN? The reason people are pissing on this “Mamba Day” parade is because Kobe was a joyless fuck whose game was so miserable to…

Which had the worse villain? Really close call.

People didn’t know what rape was in the 60s and 70s? The fuck you talking about? If Kobe’s accuser is to be believed (and lord knows where the truth lies there), he bent her over a chair and forcibly raped her from behind while she cried. Believe that was rape wayyyyyyy back in the dark ages of 1970.

I think you have to factor in that he was a shitty teammate, a worse leader, blew up the relationship with Shaq (costing them another ring at least), ran off several other key players, and was one of the worst gunners in league history (leading all time in missed shots and third in turnovers). When compared to the…

This seems like the most rationale response.

Look at the five he mentioned. Hall of Famers each of them, and some of the greatest who ever played. It’s a very legitimate question.

I was about to defend him by pointing out that as the SG, he probably had a duty to defend the dildo law. But fuck defending Cruz. Fuck that with a 18-inch purple plastic dong.

Woa, woa, WOA. She’s the QUEEN of mublecore. None of this Duchess noise. (Is it odd I yelled this?)