Sleaveless here is going to be talking about this shit for the next 20 years. His life peaked right at this milisecond.

I place the over/under on the number of times the word bro (and its derivatives, like brah) being said during this “fight” at 560.

Sean Miller is so erect right now. Practically turgid.

I love her and will cut anyone who has shit to say about her. She’s what Jennifer Lawrence pretends to be.

Oh man. I am one who thinks “analytics” are overvalued, especially in basketball. But good God that made my head hurt.

Needs more shovel.

That pun is a masterpiece.

You know, fuck Frazier. Have a first name. Have a nickname. But don't have a fucking nickname that's just another first name.

Man, the guys in Southie must have saved up for years to go on this.

I assume he was promptly plunked by the BP pitcher for that showy run around the bases? He’s got to learn the unwritten rules of free-seat baseball.

In the grand tradition of Rangers’ sluggers, he’s now in a Los Angeles motel on a serious coke bender.

Pull his sweater over his head, pound his face while screaming “no, this is hockey!!!”

Extra points for the photograph.

Scoring is pretty much either one does. And Shaq lead the league in scoring more than once (despite Jordan playing in his prime at the same time.) I’d take the immovable force at center and the huge, lightning quick pg over the two ball hogs any day.

Shaq and pre-injury Penny are second.

The Doctor was kind of old when they teamed up and Barkley was very raw. And fat.

Nice highlight in a blowout loss That’s classic Westbrook. I really don’t understand this site’s massive boner for him.

Previous hires for The Ringer include Bill Simmons, Bill Simmons’ Ego, Bill Simmons’ Second Ego, and Bill Simmons Ego-Carrying Entourage.

“guarded by garbage cans”

Really hope this isn’t true. It’s a tough situation. And Bosh seems like a decent, funny dude.