That's too good not to be true!

You just know “Cruz Missile” is one.

Not fucking for a year is a perfect test before getting married.

Here she is before a match.

Fuck yea, total smoke show.

That’s a beautiful filly right there. And by that I mean she’s a horse.

The only shocking thing here is that Dwight Howard is only 30.

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The reaction of the dude in the hat about sums it all up.

Well shit. No sense even trying now. Have you’re damn +1

Correction. That was as dirty as Super Bowls get.

That’s “booing the hell” out of someone? You might need to visit Philly sometime. That sounded like a smattering of disinterested applause.

Looks like Marlon Wayans character from Above the Rim finally made the pros.

Than implies sufficient length to achieve that feat....

Right? This subtly speaks volumes about what he must have been like as a person.

I think all highlights should include Miller muttering incomprehensibly over them. “Free agents, see, they, well, they have to...” DUNK!

Nothing says “MY STORY IS FAKE!” more than the husband who switches to a boyfriend half way through. Nice try, “Caitlyn.”

Reading poop stories, sees the word India.

We need to go to Adam’s place of work with pitchforks and cudgels to kill that subhuman motherfucker. Oh, not the cracker eater. I mean Adam.

Has Ping-Dong been taken? I call dibs.