There’s a little Bill Maher in there too.

Lupus? It WAS lupus?

Cary Grant would party so hard in his grey flannel suit at South by Southwest.

I can’t believe how much our popular culture slobbers on the knob of some dude whose contribution to society was to create consumer gadgets. Christ.

I’m more concerned about a “university official” having the same grammar skills as DMX.

Bills fan.

Holy shit I am laughing so hard my 3 year old thinks I'm crazy.

Extra credit for assplay?

That’s not a tailgate so much as “home.”

So the Indiana heckler was here too?

Can you imagine the dump High Roller had to take when two salads, two pounds of lobster and a steak made its way through the system? And in a jail cell no less.

“And here I thought we were getting along!”

That’s good. I’ve always thought of him as more like Chet from Weird Science.

Oh?

Welcome to New Orleans, Coach Reid.

As an asshole myself, I consider that guy a legend.

My hats off to this guy. That made me lol.

Jesus Shuttleworth is smiling.

I judged you off of 18 words on the internet. I decided you suck.

Oh look, a face normally reserved for tranny hookers.