I think I just pissed myself laughing.

Don’t most porn movies start exactly the same way?

Seriously. My son and I are going out and getting a bat tonight.

Seriously, that ball is piping.

This video is ruined by the screaming. Jesus, I haven’t heard screaming like that since the 30 seconds in which I lost my virginity.

.....shits bed.

CHEERS MOTHER FUCKAS!

Gilbert Arenas knows that feel, bro.

Geno asked what time it was and I.K. said it was Tebow Time. Broken jaw ensues.

So that’s what the Schindler’s List girl is up to. I guess being a Browns fan is pretty horrible in its own way too.

“I promise I won’t share.”

That pepper thing actually aired? That might be the best case for the people who say SNL was never all that funny.

Our owner makes Oliver North seem trustworthy and our star player is a functional illiterate who treats his children like he’s Mola Ram trying to get Indiana Jones to drink the blood of Kali in Temple of Doom.

Our all time best Quarterback was borrowed from Green Bay.

Well shit. Never unsee that now.

Me too. It was an interesting take on postmodern noir with some interesting characters and an unconventional style. Sure, it was overwrought and self-important, but so was season one. I’ll take a few ridiculous lines in TD over the crap permeating the rest of television.

It’s like they googled “basic white girl” and just added all the examples they could find. The special guest speaker is a pumpkin spice latte wearing ugg boots.

Even Joe Flacco finds Joe Flacco mildly annoying.

I would count the Amazing Spiderman in your “let’s hold onto the rights!” category.

That dad has some tight “getting to the dinner table” game.