NOPE! Good god no!

It made me angry we couldn’t DVR our dreams.

Hahahahaha, well she was a take charge woman all the way, and she took charge of me and another guy at the same time. My subconscious is a creative fucker.

She rocks my world without trying.

My Rebel Wilson sex dream was among the top five dreams I’ve ever had and made me completely re-evaluate my feelings for her. I needed to share.

In related news, the Colts have clinched the 2015 AFC North title.

Why Your Vacation Sucks.

I was going with Riley Cooper. This is better.

Oh. I live among thousands of those pizza ladies in the Indy burbs and all of that is so spot on. Spoiled, rude, and dumb. That has to be either Some Guys or Greek Tony’s. You poor soul, Teddy Barker.

Juan Marichal going all Batman on John Roseboro has a nice “don’t fuck with me” vibe for your modern office.

The Rams are so irrelevant I don’t know who half the names they fans are insulting here.

Classiest embezzlement in baseball.

What I love is the new and creative way these articles screw things up. Because of course John Hughes movies are set in the NEW YORK suburbs. Jesus.

Isn’t this why JPP sucks?

That’s alright, I didn’t really need to hold down my breakfast or anything.

Then fought them.

Well, he didn’t take his cock out or pick his nose. So probably not.

I believe you only get fired if you blackmail the daughter then publish the information on a blog afterwards.

Jericho is asking for a rematch. He gets the weapon of choice, and chooses big fucking teeth.

No Tecmo Bowl, no NBA Jams, no NHL 94, no credibility.